“Dirt” at the nursing home?

Quote from AP News:

“The government reported Thursday that 4.4 percent of baby boomers ages 50 to 59 indicated that they had used illicit drugs in the past month. It marks the third consecutive yearly increase recorded for that age group by the National Survey on Drug Use and Health.

Meanwhile, illicit drug use among young teens went down for the third consecutive year — from 11.6 percent in 2002 to 9.9 percent in 2005.”

Perhaps I will soon be performing the show at retirement communities and nursing homes. Perhaps I should get a place in Boca?