Book the show “Dirt” or else…
Allow me to be like the father in moonstruck. He’s a plumber and on a sales call and he says
“There are two kinds of pipe. There is brass which is junk. Its cheap…sure. But in the end its garbage”
“And then there is copper. Copper lasts forever. Its what I use. It costs more but it lasts forever. It costs money ’cause it saaaves yoou money”
Very funny scene. Anyway I was thinkin’ back on the “drug speakers” we had in high school and thinkin’ about some of the other “drug speakers” I see at conferences. I was thinkin about the cliches. The presentations. The scare tactics. Its wicked sad and yet pretty comical at times. So now allow me to be the plumber and a little sarcastic and facetious. Oh sure you can book one of these other fancy skilled presenters or you can book me. Not to scare you….but if you book one of those other presenters…They will probably be like the video below. heh heh heh moo ha ha
