My favorite warning
I have assembled a zillion baby things the past few weeks. Changing tables, car seats, strollers, diaper pails…And all of them have such awesome warning tags. Warnings which prove that 90 percent of the American people are either stupid or willing to sacrifice their child for a lawsuit. I have a collection of tags that have cracked me up…But this is my favorite. Its from the “Wiper Warmer.” Which, by the way, raises the temperature of a baby wipe from a frigid room temperature 75 degrees to a toasty 88 degrees. An invention which I would not have thought of in the first place. Hot towels are for red-eye flights and barbershops in three stooges films…Not for newborns. Anyway the frickin nobel prize winning designers at the wiper warmer company just want everyone to know that its not good to allow the child to play with the AC power supply, or to dangle it in their face, or to play keep away with it, or at the very least…Do Not Attempt To Plug Baby Into Socket And Animate Like Robot. So the tag on the cord shows this in true international picture language. Its a phone pic so sorry for the low res. Anyway, enjoy and stay safe!
