Colors for Gen X

I would like to see Home Depot and Lowes update their paint color names. Since most of the new homeowners and designers were probably coming of age in the grungy Nineties it would be a wise business decision to reach out to them with names that connect. It seems to me that burnt orange could never convey the same mood as “Black Hole Sun” and Blind Melon is way sweeter than lime green. It might be good for the economy too I guess and motivate a lot of us to get out and spend some money to redecorate. After all, Turquoise sounds incredibly boring but paint that bathroom “Aqua Sea Foam Shame” and now you got something.